1.Writing/revamping/rebooting/rewhatevering Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham
If I ever get a job at Marvel, or become successful enough to be able to pitch something like this, well that would be lovely. There isn't enough humor in comics and this is one of the goofiest concepts out there. This is right up my alley.
2.Rewriting Marvel Vs. DC
This came out when I was ten years old. It completely blew my mind. However, most of it was a total cop out, and honestly, something like this is really hard to pull off (unless you're Kurt Busiek and George Perez) and letting the fans vote on the matchups ensured some serious shark jumping. The Amalgam Universe was a great concept, and looking back, it's INSANE this even happened. I'd love to do my own take on this. That'd be so much fun.
3. Writing a comic that Ralph Steadman draws
I can dream can't I?
4. Writing a comic Yoshitaka Amano draws
I can dream, can't I?
5. Rebooting Power Rangers